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BreitbartNews WOKE JOKE: NBA star Steph Curry is up to his neck in China deals and has visited the communist nation at least five times, yet this week he is professing ignorance of “Chinese history.” News, commentary, and destruction of the political/media establishment.
travismcelroy Cincinnati, OH Hey everyone, don’t do this. Pronouns aren’t a joke and this isn’t funny. Would you make fun of someone’s accent or name? Then why would you feel okay making a joke out of another aspect of their identity? Take it seriously, it costs you nothing. He/Him/His. President of Fudge. I cohost MBMBaM, Adventure Zone, Shmanners, Trends Like These, and Run: A Doctor Who Fancast! Also you’re great!
TeamTrump USA Hunter Biden has disappeared while the Fake News protects his Crooked father, who is a total joke and running a desperate campaign! Help us find Hunter! Get your LIMITED EDITION 'Where's Hunter? Tee' while supplies last. SHOP: Welcome to Team Trump, the official Twitter for the Trump Campaign. Together, we will KEEP AMERICA GREAT! 🇺🇸
ZackHayesComedy Athens, Georgia I’m proud of my Ben Shapiro just standing up and saying it to my chest joke and if you’re not then I don’t need you because that’s a good joke. Comedian that treats Philly sports like Atlanta traffic
csmperez08 @realDonaldTrump How many acting positions are there in the administration? You are a joke and our nation can't wait until your lying, immoral, corrupt and sorry bottom leave the office.
rta_ykn 地獄 台湾 @Blizzard_Ent The best joke that I've ever heard. "China had 'no influence' on our decision." Get back and just lick your CHINA DAD's ass. DELICIOUS! 20↑成人済社会人。日本語&中文を使う。ファフナークラスタ。主FGO/とうらぶなど。雑食。サッカー好き。RT多い。無言フォローすみません。
DCSHARP2 @DonaldJTrumpJr @SebGorka That’s a good one, Senator Harris. Too bad the joke is on America. Thank you for everything you are doing to bring honesty and integrity back to American government and leadership. Retired fed, scientist, patriotic American, college teacher, voter
joan_worton Cedar Park, TX This man is a joke and is not fit to be President Country General News Movies Weather Music Travel Gov Officials & Agencies Amazing Celebrity
jay10171991 @Julio_Rosas11 @ananavarro What kind of moron would take anything ana Navarro says seriously? The lady is a disgrace and a complete loser. She’s a fraud and a joke. MIAMI
CletusThurstonB Detroit Techno City @RobertGBeckel lolwtf, right from the beginning FoxNews was - and still is - registered with the FCC as an entertainment network, not a news network. Shepard may not have been a joke, but that network is. Organizing sonic and emotional noise into music since forever. Team Dog, Team Pie Team Pisces. The vaccine for your wack scene!
ReeceJamesSZN Putney, London @ftblmichaeI @OdoiSZN20 Was a joke that went to far and people thought I was serious. She made it out as if I was a homophobe #CFC • Reece James Propaganda • Tomori
nsparks3877 @LindseyGrahamSC Leningrad Lindsey, You have watched as orange has assaulted our Const. and rule of law! Your legacy will be that of a hypocritical TOADY, to a corrupt pig. You are now a joke. Hope the golf games at tax payers expense were worth it to you. You sicken me.
Sex_Archie Midvale We're here to recap the first episode of the new #Riverdale season, and say our last goodbyes to Fred Andrews and Luke Perry. Warning: we no joke cry a lot. Sex Archie: A dalliance in Riverdale A #Riverdale recap podcast.
Ty321V @nyjets @LeVeonBell Charging people 75+ a ticket for a team with the worst head coach in the league and could only afford 200 1 dollar posters ... this teams a joke PLOT TWIST
BryanIngram22 Alma, GA @Ian_DiCarlo @KenneyLaurie @DavidPSamson Just tired of forks like you thinking you can say whatever without repercussions. This is the real world and if you wanna be on my crap over a joke then get real or get gone. I ain't got time for you. Gotta family to forking worry about overall badass
sornvelvet exoshire + multi / read carrd bc i have a feeling that.... she’s gonna notice me 🥺 n realise that i’m not just another fan..... that im special.... and with them never coming here.... idk man...... its like fate 🥺🥺 we r SOULMATES n thats like. fr. no joke. #CHANYEOL: Hey bighead
Nolan_Mcfly Parkbenches to Penthouses ahaha.. what if we went as boyfriend and girlfriend for Halloween?? 😳😳 haha im joking it’s just a joke that’s too crazy haha.... uuuuuunless?????? Yung Shoelace why you tweetin so hard
shankarswamy @DonaldJTrumpJr @KamalaHarris Harris (and others) need jokes. You & your family don't because YOU ARE THE JOKE! Cruel ones at that! I tweet to vent my frustrations. Nothing extraordinary here; just an average person! No party affiliation. Likes/dislikes? Go figure, if you care!
MarkSmikahl Loveland, CO @CBSSportsNet @CSUFootball Your audio issues and camera work are a joke Business owner and Paramedic. Huge CSU Rams the Broncos, Rockies, Avs, and Nuggets. Always trying to find more time for golf and fly fishing!
UNRIVALED_PSU_ State College, PA @desmith80 Penn State never institutionally covered up a child rapist. That is simply a false statement. And you’re laughing at a joke based on falsities that makes light of child rape... you support child rape (Non-associated with Penn State Football) An independent Penn State Twitter account! Follow for Penn State Football, recruiting, and sports updates!
RonRico5 @RealCandaceO They have taken over school committees town councils the church government and more. This is not a joke and they are very close to winning all they need is a Democratic (communist) President.
brandonmillert Florida, USA @jennmcallister literally no joke i remember sitting there and waiting for you to release your home invader halloween special since way back, i got receipts 👌 i use twitter sometimes
lieucario ANOTHER ONE abt 2nd grade i went to a shrink to get evaluated and i made a joke about "my penis" directly to the psych & my mom. i do not have a penis. they Laughed hello. Quinn is Back In Action. they/them. fork It Stack Up The Frogs.
alexissallen_ Rockwall, TX I have ptsd no joke. This is serious and I obviously need to talk to my doctor. ☆ beers not tears ☆ ∘ snap: alexisjoanna11
KatPriolo This poor family ! PTSD is no joke and now dealing with spirits ! @Jchawes @davetango @stevegonsalves1 #GhostNation Reg. Respiratory Therapist . GAC, #Holzerfiles, Walking Dead 💀👻 , Supernatural , Live PD and Animal Kingdom .🦅 NE Patriots 🏈
2009alcatel Htx @easy222remember Tell her it wasn’t a joke and she needa use her brain and get that change 💯🚶🏻‍♀️
petesrod @holdavision Puss Puss illegitimate trump’s supporters think everything is a joke and they are too stupid to realize the damage he’s doing to the country. When a democrat becomes president and does what Puss Puss does they’re not going to like it but then it will be too late.🤔 Loves God, Country, Freedom, Patriot, Veteran, Cool, Laid Back, Smooth, Live and Let Live, Salsero. Opinions are my own. Retweets =/= endorsements. #MMA #Resist
traysay8 your dad's house damn my mom is amazing. she knows i’ve been a little grumpy today. she just made a joke about being naked that made me laugh and asked if i needed a hug. i told her no and she said well she needed one and we hugged and i cried out of temporary relief. i needed that. anti-social extrovert | founder of #ClubCouch | i do marketing for startups and tech, professionally.
BagsDicken San Diego, CA Now #FoxNews is stuck with @TuckerCarlson , a complete joke and clown who’s not even close to being a ‘respected journalist’. Sad to see @ShepNewsTeam go, but I’m glad he gets to be happy with his family. Poway/RB San Diego born.PB San Diego Livin. College and the beach is life. 🇺🇸🌮. I’m a Progressive(Not PC) Liberal(not SJW) guy living life.
thattxmom @momminwithk She wasn’t insinuating my images look like they were taken with an iPhone and was meant to be a harmless joke but OOF I’m irked 😂😂 ttc baby #1 | living my life for Jesus | I use too many exclamation points | wedding photographer
pnsharratt Sayán @KARUNAGARANMUN1 @BorisJohnson He's a joke and likely a criminal, too. Pro-Truth, Anti-Gammon
jaurextras Cash App $maremare69 @Iaurensartist I walked in my room and I noticed that’s what the pillow said and immediately the joke popped in my head. I’m like a comedic genius or something🙈😍 yes, it’s me, the FAN who wants the cover of Higher Love and the Halsey/Lauren tour
Bigjayfrombk Brooklyn, NY @WWE @BrockLesnar @cainmma @HeymanHustle I've always liked Cain Velasquez when he was in UFC, but how in the world does he get a WWE Title match when he's not even officially with the company? Makes no sense. WWE is becoming a joke and it's all Vincent McMahon's fault. NYC🗽 🇵🇷 Progressive Leftist. Die hard fan of the @Yankees @Giants & @BrooklynNets. All tweets & RT's are my own thoughts.
ladyd030400 @KamalaHarris Lmao good one. And the apple didn’t fall far from the tree either. Joke and crooks. #45 is not my president. He’s a liar, an assaulter, a racist, a bigot, a Putin loving traitor. He runs a cult. I stand against everything he represents.
Harbs4Prez @BearsFanatico94 Rosen has done literally nothing. Foles is injury prone. Eli is finished. Kap is a joke, disgrace, and couldn't keep the starting job on a terrible niners team Michigan Wolverines, Chicago Bears/Blackhawks/Bulls/WhiteSox...I don't own my cats, they own me
whodreamswho And I do not joke about how people have value but people just are fundamentally let down in it doesn't matter the economic level richer pour it don't matter You can't keep a good algorithm down Can I still catch her diamonds on the floor Let me drink my Drug called coffee
jmxwoo Houston, TX @iifruitloopsii @GalaxyKittyRH1 U really special aren’t u 💗 my post was a joke obviously u don’t understand a joke and wanna start arguments that’s why it went this far . Linda Reyes 😇•Salvadoreña🇸🇻💙• 🌸 • if unactive it’s bc of school 😔😒 • *pupusa emoji*
KoleBigEars San Francisco, CA Daaaaaamn! 😂😂😂 I am HERE for this and Elizabeth Warren’s joke about finding a woman yesterday. 🏴‍☠️ Pirate | 🏳️‍🌈 Queer/Trans (he/him)🦄 | 🎮 @Warcraft @PlayOverwatch PC/Switch/Xbone | ⚾️ @Yankees @SFGiants 🏀@seattlestorm | 👨‍🎓@usfca HESA | #SApro
SuzukaSays JKウインク @ShirouSays "Just a joke, huh? Well I like.. admire the effort and all that, but totes wouldn't recommend a future in comedy." Cue the fake laugh. Despite it being kinda awkward, she wanted to make him feel better about it. "Well I'm not too concerned with what that lunkhead says, he has + I can totally do it, It's super easy! Joshikousei power up! | Parody Account | Credit of artwork goes to creators/owners and all that | BFF: @FoxyCasterHugs
snm_danahyun 7 ᴊᴏʙʟᴇꜱꜱ "ɪᴅᴏʟꜱ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴄᴅꜱ"™ Day 12: Fav inside joke/meme pt.2 Everytime Minjae gets teased because of her height as well is just so hilarious and her reaction's so cute when wbk she has to be the savage one 🤣 #30일_소나무_챌린지 #30days_Sonamoo_Challenge #SONAMOO I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶,̶ ̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶u̶s̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶G̶e̶t̶ ̶m̶e̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶e̶r̶e̶.̶ ꜱᴛᴀɴ sonamoo, ᴄᴏᴡᴀʀᴅꜱ.🌲 09.14.19 🚀 SB19
choibfs bc i have a feeling that.... he’s gonna notice me 🥺 n realise that i’m not just another fan..... that im special.... and with them probably actually coming here.... idk man...... its like fate 🥺🥺 we r SOULMATES n thats like. fr. no joke. [17’s 에스쿱스] as we grow older our responsibilities become heavier but we’ll be able to overcome it, together
BobSmart2 @TheFrostPrime at this rate you'll have to higher people to do the lawn Tru green is pretty good but if you want a immaculate yard sign up with weed man that's a company not a joke and you'll have the best looking yard in the neighbor hood.
tankiebihhh when you’re on reddit and you see another anti-china joke ☭#1 Karl Marx stan☭
mrusso8495 Actively choosing any of Kuhnackl, Martin, Johnston, or Komarov over JHS was and will always be a joke. As was striking out on a top free agent and deciding none of the other available players were worth it to go for. #isles Hockey and Football fanatic! Let's go Islanders and Giants!
FrankDElia7 @KamalaHarris Actually, he knows what a joke is . Every time he looks in the mirror and every time he takes it out to pee. Broad interests:science,math,philosophy,logic ,politics, economics,psychology, music. "When they go low, I go lower " ὁ ... ἀνεξέταστος βίος οὐ βιωτὸς ἀνθρώπῳ
BryanIngram22 Alma, GA @RealSHARTMAN @dick_nixon Truly do not get that I was playing off a joke. Have 3 and another on the way. Bust my bottom everyday to provide for the mom and kids. Based on previous comments yes I'm white and southern, I am aware. It was literally a joke. If you wanna come at lmk. I ain't hard to find overall badass
2018Tsalagi USA #ResistancePlaylist America where are you now? Don't you care about your sons and daughters? Don't you know we need you now We can't fight alone against the monster. Cause the people grew fat and got lazy And now their vote is a meaningless joke ᏣᎳᎩ Ahnitsiskwa Osiyo, Unetlanvhi Udadolisdi. Tsi Tsalagi Tsi Ahnitsiskwa Tsi Tawod Usdi. #MitakuyeOyasin #FreeLeonardPeltier #ProtectTheSacred #MMIW #Cherokee
neeralipatel_ Philadelphia, PA literally about to hire my dad to do my finances no joke I can’t day dream and do taxes at the same time Philly . poet . human 🌹 .
ericuman NYC Why yes, I will explain my FARA and away most excellent joke. Deputy Managing Editor @ProPublica. Co-founder @DocumentCloud. Editor of Trump, Inc. podcast. Hang out with @sarapekow.
breenicholeee1 Arkansas, USA *me makes a joke to one of my old guy co workers ab the COLD* *him takes offense to it and calls me a bitch* and this is why i dont talk to dudes in the military ..🥴 prob fangirling over @jccaylen | tye 🦋 | 19

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